i iz happy fo mah boi

u all now muh boi haha haz fund hiz love uf hiz lives by naw rite? i cans tell caze hiz soks r stuk to duh wall an shit. there be d&a stuk to the wall and a stiky mess in his krusty soks. he haz fund his gurl n dey be gittin maryyied n chit. take dat neocons. u wisch u were u wier mah boy dunt u?

i now duh drunk redneks ovah at goc r always makin fun ov mah boi and shit cause hiz a troll under the brige but mah boi wun dis time. gagagaggagaga. mah boi put u neocons in yur place u fuckin retards. salllly is a keeper. sally kips mah boi happy and letz him releze a nut every now and again wifout u dum neocons makin fun ov him. mah boi is happie weather u lik it or not you fukin neocons. ur just jealous dat mah boi is bangin a hot babe lick sally. poor neocons. lol

fo duh rekord i have the hots fo sally. her feminism reely terns me on and i cant wate to plant my tongue between her legs. i haves a filling che will lick it too. iv seen a pikture ov sally an she rilly gits me wet.

i wundur iffin she be solicitin the boulevard dees days, caws i wuld loves me a peece of dat aktion.

did i happen to mention

that im a crack whore?

I luv mayonaise

if it culd only be cud i wuld be in heeven caZe i luv mayo. me and mayo r the best uf friends too bad yu neocons arnt

we iz gonna roole the senate and you fukin neocons aint u wate an scee

i suck

really, i suck and i swallow two. mah boy duznt think two mooch ov me. his a little pissed that i suk cock 4 a livin so i wunt get a card dis yeer

roy blowavitch iz mah heeero

he shut you stoopid neocons down in thees resheshon jus bekause he tryed pimpin a seet dont be meanin he iz a bad guy give him a brake you fucking neocons he didunt reelize it was rong to be gilty i play with my puzzy everytime i theenk of blowmeovich u dumm neocons an i cant wate fo mai boy to taste his member? hay son be sore to taken dos throat lossenges you iz ggonna be needin dat chit boi

Iz gots mah fivteen minnits of phame

im not shure if i is ever tole you butt i luv meath

you wish yu wuz me you neocon assholes cause i be famus and you dont.

Muh boi iz soooo dissappointed

He done sean C Ds fuck obama day an thots it wuz a reel git togather wit teh prez for sum sex.
Butt he keep goin bak to CDz blog soz he kin imajin having all themz midul finders stucked up his butt.