i iz happy fo mah boi

u all now muh boi haha haz fund hiz love uf hiz lives by naw rite? i cans tell caze hiz soks r stuk to duh wall an shit. there be d&a stuk to the wall and a stiky mess in his krusty soks. he haz fund his gurl n dey be gittin maryyied n chit. take dat neocons. u wisch u were u wier mah boy dunt u?

i now duh drunk redneks ovah at goc r always makin fun ov mah boi and shit cause hiz a troll under the brige but mah boi wun dis time. gagagaggagaga. mah boi put u neocons in yur place u fuckin retards. salllly is a keeper. sally kips mah boi happy and letz him releze a nut every now and again wifout u dum neocons makin fun ov him. mah boi is happie weather u lik it or not you fukin neocons. ur just jealous dat mah boi is bangin a hot babe lick sally. poor neocons. lol

fo duh rekord i have the hots fo sally. her feminism reely terns me on and i cant wate to plant my tongue between her legs. i haves a filling che will lick it too. iv seen a pikture ov sally an she rilly gits me wet.

i wundur iffin she be solicitin the boulevard dees days, caws i wuld loves me a peece of dat aktion.

did i happen to mention

that im a crack whore?

I luv mayonaise

if it culd only be cud i wuld be in heeven caZe i luv mayo. me and mayo r the best uf friends too bad yu neocons arnt

we iz gonna roole the senate and you fukin neocons aint u wate an scee

i suck

really, i suck and i swallow two. mah boy duznt think two mooch ov me. his a little pissed that i suk cock 4 a livin so i wunt get a card dis yeer

roy blowavitch iz mah heeero

he shut you stoopid neocons down in thees resheshon jus bekause he tryed pimpin a seet dont be meanin he iz a bad guy give him a brake you fucking neocons he didunt reelize it was rong to be gilty i play with my puzzy everytime i theenk of blowmeovich u dumm neocons an i cant wate fo mai boy to taste his member? hay son be sore to taken dos throat lossenges you iz ggonna be needin dat chit boi

Iz gots mah fivteen minnits of phame

im not shure if i is ever tole you butt i luv meath

you wish yu wuz me you neocon assholes cause i be famus and you dont.

Muh boi iz soooo dissappointed

He done sean C Ds fuck obama day an thots it wuz a reel git togather wit teh prez for sum sex.
Butt he keep goin bak to CDz blog soz he kin imajin having all themz midul finders stucked up his butt.

Yayyy!!!

Now yous can scee me two! i been wantin to show you a picktar of meself for a wile but i just know figured it out. check me out. mah boi is proud of me and u r a bunch of neocon assholes

i is loving the free mortgage and the free gas i dont have to pay for shit because i am another leetch on the american taxpayer better you then me neocon

wherez my miller lite? is I fugly or what yo?

S.O.S.

Has anyone be seeingh mah boi lately! i haffent seing him troleing that bullie grouchhie ol sumthin's sight in a wile. i iz is gitting worryed thut mah boi mite be trapped or stuck in a bafhouse in north park sumware. i toll him dat the meth was goiing to rot dat pee brane of his cept dat little bastard just blew me offa like he do him unkels. I iz gitten worryied bout my boiii, so if yus fathefull reeders heer anythang lit me now. whatever yur intoo i can ackomodate. i uselessly swallow for a gram or less and i take it in the ass for free

I am jusr so MAD!

I have loved Bubrah even wooshippt her for years. She is the HERO of Holywod. the left coast leader. She writes to letters to hour leeders all th time, but who gits em? That no good Deny.
How duz hee rate? He aint no progressuv. he aint eevn a rethuglickin. He a liberalterryann whitch is lower then a neocon. An Babs is lettin him in on secrete coruspondunc wit mr osama bin Hussein.
Weeel itz ben a loong hard nite.(git it) an I need sum reel slepp cuz today iz paydai and the saylers all wil have muney. en I likes muney.

i is so prude of my boy

thancks to obamas stimulus amendment i aint gonna haffa pay mah mortgidge, i aint gonna haffa pay fo my gas. gold frum haven. on a moor positive note, me boy be taking those asshole cunsarvatives to task over at that grucky olied crippayleds dumb blog. my little son ov a hore iz gunna run dose cunsarveteve assholes out ov cyberspace. he gonna git some awards.



best blog in the world and the biggest disser in the wurld. i diss you. thatz what i do. diss.

Denny aint ta only one whu kin read books.

I'm proud to say that haha recently finished one too. His was the little princess color time coloring book. He mad all the piktures reel neet. He only wuz a little over the lions.
Now he wants mee to mak him a dress just like the little princess has. I askt him how he wanted it cuz in one page he has it as red and pink an another its all blu, but on the lass page he made it black.
An did yu see mr Ohbahamma tonite? Haha was so caught up wift it that he wuz kissin the tv right on mister obazmuh. He musta had hiz eyes closed , cuz win that Cajun fella cummed on haha screamed like heed seen a spyder.

Well, its time to get back down ta the bar. The saylors are pretty drunk now and I need to get som ekonomik stimulashun. Thats blow jobs for twenty bucks.

milestone!

mark your calinders peepl. my boy just reached a mylestone. over won billyon served in balboa park. he got thu golden facial award too. he just texted me and sayd that he want to change his leegle name from haha to moan crock. over one billyon sirved.

Vices

i now my sun always be tearing denny and that asshole charliedelta up with his alchololic cumments but i chastize my lattle bastard sone for it. he rilly dunt understund how much iam adickted to crack. i haffa been onest fo moste ovva my life so i gots no reeeZon to lye. i luve me some crack and muy son be smarter then you is. git over it you neo -con's.

i'm on muy way to el cajon buuulivard to put a tampon in my suns asshole. i rilly hope the chp dooosent bring the drug sniffing dawg, because my trunk is loaded with mexican meth. it fucking reeks. i rilly hope haha doesnt leave me hanging. he's been busie sucking dick tonite so you balboa park fags can take a number. he is up to 73 and its going to be about 7 minnits.

Mah sun swallows mor then you.


Take that neocon RACISTS!

Haha is sooooo smartz

He done figgered out we can get rich with ours blogs.
We will offer advertising on our blog and we kin retire on all the money we r goona make.

So any of you wantin to reach a large oddieance, jes let us no sew we can put yer logo on our blogz.

I iz soary ifn thangs aint so cleer.

I had a bad nite lass nite an only maed enuf to git a botle uv nite trane. It duz weerd things to ma heed. Haha s alwuz steelin ma booze tu. thas ma bee y he so stoopid at timz.
If I dons make muzh senz, its cuz I hadta drink be4 I possed.

Haha aint heelthy

Haha aint heelthy. fact iz he been reel sick of late. But he iz bakta woork now sukkin dick. We wuz afeerd heed nevair git over that theer AIDS viroos.

I went with heem to ta docktoor last week. Win he took down his pants, that poor docktar saw his little peeter an took to laffin soo hard he set rite down on the floor. Afer wut seamed lik ten miinuts he quits laffin and sez he is soory for his outburst and that he will keep his composure. He then ask haha what saccly wuz wrong.

Haha pointed at his weewee and sez its swollen.

About my boi Haha

Haha aint his reel name. fact is I don't ritly remember what it iz. They started callin him haha in joonor hi skool. He tawked one of theem 5th grade gurls inta goin behind the swings for fun like I wus always doin with them mahrine recroots. When he dropped his drayers, she took to laffin so hard all ta other kids in the nayborhood come a runnin and they all started laffin tu.
That is Y his most favorite song is Hu put the dick on the sno man?
Yep, he cood use a thimbal for a jok strap. He aint go no balls ta worrie abowt. I done toll about dat in the coments on his blog.

WOW I gots me own blog!!!!!!!

I was so proud of that boy of mine when he started his own blog. He is just as good as that there Denny pluis he aint in no wheeeel chair neither.
I said so ta him tu an he sais shoot ma it aint no think to start a blog on blow spot. Blow spot I sez, aint that where you take them there Marine Recroots ta give em head? Na ma he sez, I'm tackin about wun on thu enternet.
And so yippee, Here I em.