Yayyy!!!

Now yous can scee me two! i been wantin to show you a picktar of meself for a wile but i just know figured it out. check me out. mah boi is proud of me and u r a bunch of neocon assholes

i is loving the free mortgage and the free gas i dont have to pay for shit because i am another leetch on the american taxpayer better you then me neocon

wherez my miller lite? is I fugly or what yo?

S.O.S.

Has anyone be seeingh mah boi lately! i haffent seing him troleing that bullie grouchhie ol sumthin's sight in a wile. i iz is gitting worryed thut mah boi mite be trapped or stuck in a bafhouse in north park sumware. i toll him dat the meth was goiing to rot dat pee brane of his cept dat little bastard just blew me offa like he do him unkels. I iz gitten worryied bout my boiii, so if yus fathefull reeders heer anythang lit me now. whatever yur intoo i can ackomodate. i uselessly swallow for a gram or less and i take it in the ass for free

I am jusr so MAD!

I have loved Bubrah even wooshippt her for years. She is the HERO of Holywod. the left coast leader. She writes to letters to hour leeders all th time, but who gits em? That no good Deny.
How duz hee rate? He aint no progressuv. he aint eevn a rethuglickin. He a liberalterryann whitch is lower then a neocon. An Babs is lettin him in on secrete coruspondunc wit mr osama bin Hussein.
Weeel itz ben a loong hard nite.(git it) an I need sum reel slepp cuz today iz paydai and the saylers all wil have muney. en I likes muney.

i is so prude of my boy

thancks to obamas stimulus amendment i aint gonna haffa pay mah mortgidge, i aint gonna haffa pay fo my gas. gold frum haven. on a moor positive note, me boy be taking those asshole cunsarvatives to task over at that grucky olied crippayleds dumb blog. my little son ov a hore iz gunna run dose cunsarveteve assholes out ov cyberspace. he gonna git some awards.



best blog in the world and the biggest disser in the wurld. i diss you. thatz what i do. diss.

Denny aint ta only one whu kin read books.

I'm proud to say that haha recently finished one too. His was the little princess color time coloring book. He mad all the piktures reel neet. He only wuz a little over the lions.
Now he wants mee to mak him a dress just like the little princess has. I askt him how he wanted it cuz in one page he has it as red and pink an another its all blu, but on the lass page he made it black.
An did yu see mr Ohbahamma tonite? Haha was so caught up wift it that he wuz kissin the tv right on mister obazmuh. He musta had hiz eyes closed , cuz win that Cajun fella cummed on haha screamed like heed seen a spyder.

Well, its time to get back down ta the bar. The saylors are pretty drunk now and I need to get som ekonomik stimulashun. Thats blow jobs for twenty bucks.

milestone!

mark your calinders peepl. my boy just reached a mylestone. over won billyon served in balboa park. he got thu golden facial award too. he just texted me and sayd that he want to change his leegle name from haha to moan crock. over one billyon sirved.

Vices

i now my sun always be tearing denny and that asshole charliedelta up with his alchololic cumments but i chastize my lattle bastard sone for it. he rilly dunt understund how much iam adickted to crack. i haffa been onest fo moste ovva my life so i gots no reeeZon to lye. i luve me some crack and muy son be smarter then you is. git over it you neo -con's.

i'm on muy way to el cajon buuulivard to put a tampon in my suns asshole. i rilly hope the chp dooosent bring the drug sniffing dawg, because my trunk is loaded with mexican meth. it fucking reeks. i rilly hope haha doesnt leave me hanging. he's been busie sucking dick tonite so you balboa park fags can take a number. he is up to 73 and its going to be about 7 minnits.

Mah sun swallows mor then you.


Take that neocon RACISTS!