Iz gots mah fivteen minnits of phame

im not shure if i is ever tole you butt i luv meath

you wish yu wuz me you neocon assholes cause i be famus and you dont.

Muh boi iz soooo dissappointed

He done sean C Ds fuck obama day an thots it wuz a reel git togather wit teh prez for sum sex.
Butt he keep goin bak to CDz blog soz he kin imajin having all themz midul finders stucked up his butt.

Yayyy!!!

Now yous can scee me two! i been wantin to show you a picktar of meself for a wile but i just know figured it out. check me out. mah boi is proud of me and u r a bunch of neocon assholes

i is loving the free mortgage and the free gas i dont have to pay for shit because i am another leetch on the american taxpayer better you then me neocon

wherez my miller lite? is I fugly or what yo?

S.O.S.

Has anyone be seeingh mah boi lately! i haffent seing him troleing that bullie grouchhie ol sumthin's sight in a wile. i iz is gitting worryed thut mah boi mite be trapped or stuck in a bafhouse in north park sumware. i toll him dat the meth was goiing to rot dat pee brane of his cept dat little bastard just blew me offa like he do him unkels. I iz gitten worryied bout my boiii, so if yus fathefull reeders heer anythang lit me now. whatever yur intoo i can ackomodate. i uselessly swallow for a gram or less and i take it in the ass for free