did i happen to mention

that im a crack whore?

I luv mayonaise

if it culd only be cud i wuld be in heeven caZe i luv mayo. me and mayo r the best uf friends too bad yu neocons arnt

we iz gonna roole the senate and you fukin neocons aint u wate an scee

i suck

really, i suck and i swallow two. mah boy duznt think two mooch ov me. his a little pissed that i suk cock 4 a livin so i wunt get a card dis yeer